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Sesiapa yang sedang mencari-cari rumah untuk dibeli di Seremban, mungkin ini pilihan yang baik kerana lokasinya terletak berhampiran dengan surau d& Pusat Perniagaan Taipan Senawang.

Alamat Rumah:
No 11, Jalan Cempaka 22
Taman Cempaka Fasa 2
70450 Seremban
Negeri Sembilan

Jenis Rumah: Teres Dua Tingkat (Freehold),

Rumah tengah dan berkeadaan baik

Saiz Rumah: 22' X 75' sq feet

Bilik : 4

Kondisi : tiada pengubahsuaian,

TETAPI LENGKAP DENGAN GRILL.

Lokasi : Terletak di hadapan Surau Al-Amin, Taman Cempaka 2, berhampiran Pasaraya Giant Senawang dan Pusat Perniagaan Taipan Senawang.

Jika berminat atau untuk keterangan lanjut, sila hubungi Syaffik 013-2089065, elly 013 3337978

21.4.08

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Boring boring ku tengok internet,terjumpa lawak ni.Klako!!

Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife

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Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wavfiles.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

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